Worst Pickup Lines

Ok, so I thought I'd start a list of terrible pick up lines, and lines that work. My personal batting average is below the infamous Mendoza line, so use any lines here at your own peril.

1.
If I must speak tongue and cheek,
I suppose that that must do,
But between just you and me,
I can think of better things for a tongue to do.

2.
Pardon me, but may I hump your leg.